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Today in the hospital I made my first rectal exam; Warning: this might get gross <_<;
Topic Started: Thursday 30-08-2007, 21:15 (460 Views)
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So we (4 guys) get to emergencies section in the hospital to meet with our teacher and other interns. My 3 friends went to take care of one patient with the doctor while I was with one intern (who IMO is a pretty girl) and the doctor asked her to take a rectal examination from a patient in bed #2.

So she told me to do it (cause the teacher also wanted me to do it). She handed me a glove and showed me the patient. It was an old woman (looked like she was in her 80's and badly taken care of) that could barely move (because of pain in her legs) and that (this i found out later) was constipated.

I had to take my index finger up the area and try to feel any strange masses or tumours upon it. I did managed to find a mass ... but it wasn't a tumour (>_>;).
I took out my finger, threw out the glove washed myself two times just to make sure.

In that moment I didn't mind doing it, even if it was to an old lady, but after getting out of the hospital somehow I still think I can sense the smell even though I've cleaned myself many times (and upon to be certain I did smell myself and noticed the smell of the soap).

>_>

The only good side of this was meeting that pretty intern ...
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Wise
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.....wow o_O
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Panda enjoyed it...
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Seto Kiaba
Aug 30 2007, 04:29 PM
Panda enjoyed it...

I didn't mind it then, but getting out of the place the sentation was horrible ... it's like the stench was pursuing me ... >_>
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Wise
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That's just your deep yearning to plunge your finger deep into the soft elderly poop shoot.
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<_<

>_>

just a big "No" to that Wise.
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Wise
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If you had the choice between sticking your un-gloved finger in a thousand old rectums, or having sex with me, what would you pick?
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WisePitfighter
Aug 30 2007, 05:24 PM
If you had the choice between sticking your un-gloved finger in a thousand old rectums, or having sex with me, what would you pick?

I can always cut my hand after 1000 exams ...

>_>;

<_<;

I would pick you ... of course <3
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:D
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NOTHING
>_>
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AGAIN?
I get the next rectal exam.
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I <3 sticking my index finger up bum holes.
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Doctors get all the fun stuff ;_;
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Panda really wants to give a rectal exam to that intern, but instead using his wang.
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"Here's the smell of the poop still: all the
perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little
hand. Oh, oh, oh!"
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Party time
Keep in mind that the intern is gonna remember you as the dude with a finger up an old lady's butt...
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ShagBot5000
Aug 31 2007, 03:32 PM
Keep in mind that the intern is gonna remember you as the dude with a finger up an old lady's butt...

So? I'm pretty sure she has done it many more times, and she knew the area better than me (and guided me) so I don't think that would be a problem. >_>
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You should ask if she needs one.
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ShagBot5000
Aug 31 2007, 11:57 PM
You should ask if she needs one.

I'm totally doing that next time I see her >_>
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